What an AMAZING time!!!  I am still in “Blown-Away” mode from all the great bands that I saw at the festival.  The “Chocolate Watchband”, the “New York Dolls”, “Richard & the Young Lions”, the “Dictators”, and of course the “Stooges” were some of my favorites,  but every band I saw played their hearts out & were worth seeing.  The stage presentation was incredible (although they had some stage problems later that caused a bunch of delays and shortened sets).  Go-Go dancers, a freak show (?!), yes, it was an incredible time at Little Steven’s Underground Garage Festival.

          The show took place at Randall’s Island Park in New York City .  I came down on a bus from central Maine (LLLOOONNNG trip…), and my friend came up on a bus from Maryland to see this spectacular.  We got to the show around 10:15 , and they were just starting to let people in.  It was a good mixture of young folks & older folks all having a blast.  There weren’t as many people as I thought, although the show filled up as the day went on.  I think the weather kept a lot of people away from the show…their loss!  Those of us that were there had a great time. 

          The weather wasn’t bad until the end.  It was cloudy all day, and the rain came down for around an hour midday , and then cleared up until evening.  I had my floppy hat to keep rain off of my head, so I was fine.  The threat of rain and the actual rain did make the promoters speed the show up toward the end so that most of the bands wouldn’t have to play in the wet. 

          The place was set up really well for a big show.  Lots of Porta-Potty’s and a mucho space so that we could actually sit on the grass occasionally and regroup from the rather overpowering onslaught of images.  There were a couple of beer tents that I visited a few times :)  Only $5.00 for a 16 ounce beer in a plastic bottle…a NYC bargain!!!  Lots of vendors and even a VERY COOL freak show!!!  The Coney Island Sideshow provided the freaks.  Check out their site here. 

          The stage itself was incredible.  The entire stage rotated so that could set up another band as one was playing.  There were two levels, one for the band, and an upper level for the bevy of go-go dancers that were all over the place!  In the center of the stage was a giant screen showing the bands as they played interspersed with cool 50’s & 60’s trash movie footage.  Unfortunately, the stage broke down a couple of hours into the show, and caused some delays, but between the MC’s & some hard working roadies, all the bands still got to play (albeit shortened sets).  Well, the rotating stage was a wonderful idea when it worked…a truly spectacular thing to behold!  In some ways the stage problems weren’t so bad because the pauses gave me to regroup.  Kim Fowley was the main MC, and although it was cool seeing such a legend, I don’t think he had a lot of material prepared for the amount of pauses between shows that there were.  (Other presenters were Bruce Springsteen, Chuck Barris…introduced as “the most dangerous man in the place”…”Big Pussy” & “Paulie Walnuts” from the Sopranos…James Gandolfini was supposed to appear but I didn’t see him, Kid Leo, and Ed “Kookie” Byrnes (who just wanted to be loved again).  I was entertained!

          The show itself started right in with “ Davie Allen & the Arrows” doing their classic “Blues Theme”.  A great song and a hellacious way to start the day.  They played three songs which got everyone seriously pumped…a still awesome sound that balanced good instrumental rock & roll with a cool psychedelic edge.  An excellent start!

          Then came the garage!  The first band to knock me out were out of Montreal and called “The Chains”. I wasn’t too sure at first because they all looked so straight, but they really kicked up a storm!  They’re signed to “Get Hip” records, and I need to get their albums pronto!  A great driving rock and roll song with a pop edge, and lots of swinging go-go girls!  With the stage working fine, they did three songs, and the stage started rotating with about 30 seconds left in the song.  Worked for me!!!

          Another stand out from early in the day was Detroit ’s “The Gore Gore Girls” (named after an INCREDIBLY SICK Herschel Gordon Lewis film).  They were an all female band, and kicked that Detroit sound out like I haven’t heard in years!  I fell in love with the bass player!  I laughed!  I cried! (well, not really).  But a super hard rocking set!!!

          Although the show was amazing, I had to take short breathers now & then.  As we were walking around we got to see an actual freak show/sideshow as it started with the “Coney Island Sideshow”!  Holy shit!!! There was the “Lobster Man” who was embedded between two boards full of nails.  The “Geek” ate a light bulb (?!), and then pulled a bunch of razor blades from down his throat (yuck!).  “The Blockhead” nailed a long nail right into his nose.  The “Snake Lady” had a large yellow python and she seemed to enjoy sucking on it’s head.  The “Worm Lady” happily munched on live worms (double yuck!) and was the official fire eater of the day.  And finally, the “Elastic Man” was an amazing contortionist…he rotated his hand around MORE than 360 degrees, and ended up folding himself into a box.  Amazing and a real treat!  Yes, I was EXTREMELY entertained.

          The morning sets were mostly bands that I hadn’t heard of (being out of the garage scene for the past couple).  I liked EVERYBODY though…especially “The Paybacks”, “The Caesars”, “The High Dials” & “The Singles” stood out with strong sets.  They also had the advantage of the stage working properly, so they could all stretch out (the stage finally went down around “The Paybacks” set).

          Unfortunately, once the stage rotation broke down, the bands really didn’t have a lot of time to play.  Instead of the three songs they were doing originally, they could only play two (and a couple only played one).  It really sucked for a lot of the bands who you could tell really wanted to play.  Peter Zaremba of “The Fleshtones” was visibly irritated (especially as they only played one song), but most bands seemed to take it in stride (i.e. they STILL played their hearts out).  With the heavy schedule, the only way to get all the bands on was to shorten the sets, and I think the bands overall understood that. 

          Back to the music J.  The “Electric Prunes” were certainly one of the highlights of the day.  They started by saying “This is the shortest set we’ve ever played”, and yes, they only played two songs, but they were amazing.  They started with “I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night” and also played “Get Me to the World on Time”, two of my all time favorites.  They really had the Vox Wah Wah pedals floored…the reverb was too freaking much!!!  A truly beautiful thing to hear two true classics played so well…thanks Prunes!!!

One of the bands I was most looking forward to seeing was the original “Chocolate Watchband”.  I’ve been a major fan for years (ever since seeing them in “Riot on Sunset Strip”).  They certainly didn’t disappoint…they were HOT!  They did three songs, “Don’t Need Your Lovin’” from the Riot soundtrack, “No Way Out” from their first album, and their semi-hit “Let’s Talk About Girls”.  They still had the snarl too…a very intensely played set that I LOVED!!!

Other highlights of the afternoon: “Jarvis Humby” who played a neat blues oriented garage set…an EXCELLENT British band.  The “Cocktail Slippers” from Norway were an all female band with matching suits that reminded me of a punk “Abba” (and that’s a compliment if you’re confused!!!).  I really liked them!  “The Flaming Sideburns” put on a very intense set, as did “The Boss Martians (who were introduced by MC Bruce Springsteen!).  They did their latest single “I Am Your Radio” which has been a favorite of mine for the past few weeks.  They’ve moved away from their original surf sound to more of a garage sound…worked well for me!!!  The “Woggles” rocked like CRAZY!  They were just one of the many bands I hope to see full sets from in the future!

An unexpectedly high point of the day for me was seeing “Richard & the Young Lions”.  This was the original 60’s band, but unfortunately, the lead singer Richard Tepp passed away a couple of months back due to leukemia.  The band still played though, and the singer’s 15 year old son took over vocal duties for Richard.  What an AMAZING set!  The band was as hot as they ever were, and the kid on vocals was singing his heart out…a heart rending beautiful set.  Thanks guys!!!

Two of my favorite 80’s garage bands played back to back, the “Cynics” & the “Lyres”.  I had seen both bands MANY MANY times way back when and I was looking forward to seeing both again.  They certainly didn’t disappoint!  Both sets were short, but very high energy.  The “Cynics” played “Baby What’s Wrong” & one I didn’t recognize.  It was great to hear Michael’s vocals again live…on record, his vocals never had the ‘tearing’ effect that they do live.  And the “Lyres” totally kicked ass, doing two of the 80’s best…”Help You Ann” & “Don’t Give It Up Now”.  Great hot sets by two of my all time faves!!!

As the afternoon was moving along the headliners started popping out.  From Britain “The Creation” came on, playing a couple of their classics “Making Time” & “Biff Bang Pow”.  They still rock hard!!!  I don’t know if this was their first time in the states or not (I think it may have been), but hopefully they’ll come back and grace us with some full sets soon!  A GREAT set!

Then another classic British rock band “The Pretty Things” played.  They were rocking, starting off with one of my favorites “Come See Me”.  Then, they actually launched into my very favorite song by them “LSD”.  Woo hoo!  I was bouncing pretty good…an excellent long version of a song originally only on a B-Side…I was thrilled!  A Strong set from one of Britain ’s finest!  Good sets from “The Chesterfield Kings” (with another MC intro from Bruce Springsteen), and “The Mooney Suzuki” rocked the place crazily right afterwards.

It was time now for some classic NYC music, and “The Dictators” didn’t disappoint!  A COMPLETELY over the top show with (I think) all the original members playing HARD!  New York Rock & Roll at its absolute finest…a GREAT set.  At this point, I think they were everybody’s highlight of the festival (helped that they could play for 20 minutes & stretch out a bit). 

One of rock’s greatest originators was next, Mr. Bo Diddley!  He played his classics (Bo Diddley, I’m a Man, & Hey! Bo Diddley) and had a great set that was only marred by his attempt at a rap song at the end (sorry Bo, wrong crowd!).  At 70+, he still can rock it, and the audience enjoyed his set immensely.

Next were Alex Chilton & “Big Star”.  They played an enjoyable set, but it didn’t help that they were surrounded by heavy rock & roll, and I think the audience never got the enthusiasm up that would have perhaps pushed them on.  A nice pop set, but a bit out of place in the middle of a rock & roll festival.

I then had to take a breather (had to regenerate before the last few bands), so I went out to relax on the grass.  Luckily, the big screen was right in front of me, so I really didn’t miss anything!.  The three bands I saw from the grass were the “45’s”, the “Raveonettes” and the “Romantics”.  The “45’s” put on a strong rocking set that was highly enjoyable.  The “Raveonettes” were okay, but didn’t blow me away.  I was REALLY surprised by the “Romantics”, who played a punky high energy set that was GREAT!  Clem Burke from “Blondie” was the new drummer, and propelled the group along to a fine rock & roll set.  The crowd went wild!

Time for me to get up close again…just in time for one of my favorite surprises of the festival, Ms. Nancy Sinatra!  She had a great band featuring the horns from the Conan O’Brien show, and Clem Burke guesting on drums. She started with a cool standard song, but next did a Morrissey cover! (And did it damned well…much better than Morrissey’s unbearable whining).  Then to bring surrealism to a whole new level, she introduced the next song as a “Thurston Moore” song!  I about fell over!  I didn’t recognize the song, but it was quite discordant.  The guy next to me & myself couldn’t stop laughing from the incredible strangeness of it all.  Finally (of course!) “These Boots Are Made for Walking”!!!  The crowd was Nancy ’s as she played a masterful version of this great standard with the go-go girls going at full tilt!  A great set!

It was beginning to sprinkle, and it was now time for the freaking “NEW YORK DOLLS”!!!  Yes, Nolan, Thunders & now Kane have all passed on, but the spirit still lives on with Syl Sylvain & David Johanson & their great new sloppy recruits.  They played their hearts out!!!  An INCREDIBLE set with all the classics, Personality Crisis, Pills & Looking for a Kiss to name a few.  The NY crowd loved them, and welcomed them back HARD.  A great, trashy rock & roll set by one of the all time greatest groups.  It was a REAL HONOR to catch their magnificent set!!!

Then came the current daddies (along with the “Hives”) of the current garage scene “The Strokes”.  I had heard their album & thought it was okay, and live was about what I expected.  The lead singer was a bit pompous, and they seemed unwilling to shorten their set (like everyone else so that the rain wouldn’t drench too bad), but they went over pretty well.  Most of the crowd seemed to enjoy themselves, although I heard a lot of shouting for the “Stooges” during their set.

And speaking of “The Stooges”, my number one reason for coming to this festival all the way from Maine (as I’m writing this on the long bus ride home):  “IGGY & THE STOOGES”!!!  I was PRIMED and they SO DELIVERED!!!  They were as good as I could have hoped…a ripping, snarling set that had me coming apart at the seems.  They are still as vital and as powerful as ever!!!  They put on SUCH an amazing set with my personal highlights being “TV Eye” & “1970”.  They even played “I Wanna Be Your Dog” TWICE!!!  Everybody went nuts during their set, me included.  Iggy is still the man, the Ashetons were wailing intensely, and Mike Watt did a solid job on bass….man, this set showed how powerful rock & roll could be…THANKS “STOOGES”, and THANKS LITTLE STEVEN for giving me the opportunity to see this historic show.

          Well, all good things must come to an end, and after the stooges…it was done!  It was pouring rain pretty hard by this point (amazingly I didn’t notice ‘til after the “Stooges” played).  Little Steven came out to say bye, and we headed on our way.  A rainy ferry ride, a LONG wait for a taxi, and the evening was officially done with some yummy NY pizza. 

Thanks to all the bands and to Little Steven who is doing his damndest to keep rock & roll alive during these hellish Bush years.  I hope he was happy, between the stage problems, the rain & the crowd not being as large as it could have been, I hope he wasn’t disappointed.  I LOVED the show, and the problems in no way took away from the audience seeing the rock & roll show of their lives.

          At the beginning of the show, Little Steven said he’d like to make this an annual event.  I HOPE SO!  This one was also filmed for a movie (there’s a DVD & movie I’ll be waiting for).  I like the idea of a yearly pilgrimage to NYC!  As exhausted and hungover as I still am, it was worth it.  Long live Rock & Roll!!!

Originally Published 8/17/2004